The Missing Storyline Which Isn't Really Missing Since It'll Come Eventually But I'll Be Redoing The Comics Because These Ones Aren't So Good No More.
(AKA: The original 12 pages from The Fraternity Saga featuring Super Squirrel Girl Sho.)
JUSTIN: Why are you looking at me like that? Here, I'll do this--
GREG: No . . . no. It's okay, I believe you.
GREG: HOWEVER--I-I thought you were a BOY. You were MAH Boi! My frat brother! I trusted you!
JUSTIN: I'm sorry for betraying your trust! I had to join the frat 'coz of family tradition! I'm serious . . . I'm the only female in a family of MALES. It was a matter of PRIDE! Manly PRIDE! (For a girl.) But see, I'm a girlie girl! And I love you, too! *heart* We're fine! We're okay!
NOTE: "Something" is for lovers.
GREG: You're missing the POINT! I thought you were . . . a MAN!
JUSTIN: So? . . .
GREG: Jesus Christ, Justin! I'm G-A-Y! It's not fun with a GIRL!!!
GREG: (He's calling back to the alcove he was sitting in with the other man) Hey, Lincoln! I'm all yours!
LINC: GREG! *heart*
GREG: LINC! *heart*
NOTE: Jiggle just doesn't cut it anymore.
ANOTHER NOTE: And that's the last page. She goes and talks to the girls and a joke happens that I don't want to give away because I'll be using it later and it's funny. But then she goes and calls Sho to pick her up. Sho shows up in a giant mecha for no apparent reason and lo and behold, Sho has a black goatee?!
JUSTIN: *sigh* Sho, I agreed with your tattoo and your piercing, but growing a goatee? Isn't that a bit much?
That was funny because this was supposed to happen right after the series of comics where Sho changes her appearance. After that, we're led off into another story line that, again, won't happen till later.
This page is extra funny to ME because Greg and Linc are two original characters from a different story of mine. In it they're like a mixture of Dante and Randal from "Clerks" and Holden and Banky from "Chasing Amy." This plays on the whole, "Are they gay or not?" thing that you get from Kevin Smith movies.